David Arquette Quotes
These are all from interviews (from 1997-1999 era), no movie quotes as of yet.

"My parents are part of a religious philosophy called Susila Budhi Dharma, or Subud. It's like a mixture of Buddhism, Islam, some Christianity - a lot of Buddhism and stuff from the Koran. I don't know, it's based on the philosophy of exorcising your soul at least two times a week, or three times a week. (laughs)"

"Hello? Hey, bro. Wonderbra? Yeah, she's got little tits, huh? And she makes em look bigger, right?"

"But I like to mumble when I act, 'cause I think it's more realistic. For some reason, the impediment has given me the accent of a Mexican gangster "

"Alexis, the little rat, ruined the Santa Claus and Easter Bunny mystiques for me at an early age"

"I have a high-heel fetish. I love really beautiful women's shoes. To me, it's not weird. I can take it all. Pierce me! "

"Yeah, man, kids today are smarter than we ever were. And they've got computers, too, which is awesome. They're scary to me. I'm a little technophobic, I think. I'm, like, shy or something. (laughs) "

"I do music with a band called Ear Two Thousand. I like to call it happy punk rock. It's just sweet lyrics to dark music. We try to do it melodic and harmonic, but it comes out angry. A girl who played with us said we're sort-of punk-jazz. I mess around with a trumpet . . ."

" Definitely. I totally need some affection right now. (laughs) I gotta take a vacation soon. Find a tropical island, sip pina-coladas on a beach with a beautiful woman and just curl up in her breasts. Curl up in a little ball and have her burp me. (laughs) I dunno . . . "